Sleeping Assassins

Well It's happened again my sleep schedule is all out of whack. I have no idea why but it seems like I'm destined to never sleep at a usual time or even within the same time frame. For example a couple days ago I was going to sleep at around 3am. The time has moved drastically since then. Yesterday I went to sleep at around 2pm and woke up at midnight and I've been up since then. We'll see when I'm to sleep tonight. At anyrate enough about my weirdness. So tomorrow is the 14th. I think we all know what that means... You don't? Well Assassin's Creed comes out tomorrow. Unfortunately I've got no money so I probably can't get it till next week I guess. It seems like this'll be another game to make me hold up in my room for awhile. This time, unlike when Halo 3 came out, I'll try to do my homework in advance like my friend did. It took me forever to catch up again after Halo 3. So that's all I could think of for now. Oh wait one more thing. I've come to a conclusion. Cell Phones increase paranoia. "How?" You may ask. Well it's very simple. You see many people suffer from what I like to call Moronic Ox syndrome. The effects of this are you get annoyed with all the people who call yet are too afraid to turn the phone off for fear you'll miss something. That second part if you couldn't guess is the paranoia. I call it what I call it because my phrase was derived from the term Oxymoron which is something that is the opposite of itself, in a sense. An example is Jumbo shrimp. Jumbo meaning large and shrimp meaning small crustaceans. Anyway back to my point. I myself have experienced this increased sense of paranoia. I noticed I was looking at my phone constantly, checking to see if I missed a call or got a text message even though I had the phone with me the whole time so I would have heard something. This is similar to people who constantly look at their watch or the clock even though this can cause the realization that your life is slowly slipping away with every tick of the second hand. Another cause of paranoia, although it may seem like common sense, is sleep deprivation. While going through this I was acting very strangely. For example I notice how slowly and cautiously I chewed my food. It was like the episode of Family Guy when Louis is taking Karate and Peter is found sitting at the kitchen table carefully eating Nilla wafers and when Brian asks what's wrong Peter says, "Last Night, Louis was...the man." I felt like I'd just gone through something as mind corrupting as that and yet I didn't. See what I mean weird stuff. Alright that's my final thought. Umm well I'm gonna go now. I'll post um more philisophical assumptions later. For now have a happy paranoid life.